YOUR CAT. YOUR WALL. THEIR CALL.

Frame your cat’s silent judgment

You already know what they’re thinking...Now it goes on the wall. Send one photo, pick the complaint, and we'll print, frame and post it free.

From £69, framed (Free UK delivery)
Made to order featuring your cat

"Would knock off a shelf."Milo, Head of Complaints

Close-up of a HiMilo cat print in a natural wood frame

YOUR CAT HERE

FOR YOUR HOMEPut their face on the wall,
they’ll pretend to hate it. FOR A CAT LOVERThe ultimate gift for people,
who talk to their cats.

The Salon is taking bookings

Book your cat in with one of our fur stylists.

Our stylists are cats. None of them are qualified. Send a photo and we'll give your cat the restyle nobody asked for, then frame it. One of one, made just for you.

SALON PRICE LIST

SMALL TRIM (IT WON'T BE)£225
FULL RESTYLE (A1)£350
COMPLAINTSFREE

Book your cat in

House models 01 / 03

PATRICIA, 74 (SKEGNESS)

I asked for a light blue rinse. Air traffic control now uses me to guide planes in. A seagull on Skegness pier dropped its chips in shock. Lovely frame, though.

Milo’s complaints

See every complaint

Add your cat Framed printsYour cat as the starFrom £69

PrintsUnframed, for the commitment-shyFrom £25

Greeting cardsMostly passive-aggressiveFrom £26

2027 calendarsTwelve months of grief£25

How it works

Three steps. One judgmental cat waiting

1. Pick the complaintLate breakfast. The vet. The new sofa.
There's a print for every grievance.
2. Send one photoStraight off your phone, because they won't
sit for a portrait. See it framed before you pay.
3. The unveilingArrives ready to hang, with free UK delivery.
Don't open it in front of the cat. Film it anyway.

Start with a photo

30-SECOND QUIZ

What is your cat’s true astral form?

There are four kinds of cat. You already know which one you live with.

Tap the one you live with.

Buying for a cat person?

Cards, calendars and prints for the person who already talks to their cat in a voice.

Shop gifts

Milo the ragdoll cat looking unimpressed, with a speech bubble saying who wants beef

The boss

Meet Milo. He's not impressed.

Every HiMilo print starts as a formal complaint from Milo. Breakfast was four minutes late. The £80 bed lost to a cardboard box. He files it. We frame it. Secretly, he's very proud of you.

x Milo Management (Patricia is late, again)